-The Cat in the Hat.
Can’t believe I’m using a cat quote? Wtf? But it’s okay cause we got it from our buddy Steve up in Idaho. He’s a vet up there and though I don’t like vets that much he’s cool and has an awesome family and him and man seem like old friends that just met. He saw our movie and came though a while back to say woof and have sniff around.
So yeah, I’m not feeling so great. Mostly sleeping a lot. Supervising man while he whittles away on his never-ending sauna project. He is so frickin’ slow. But he does good work and I’m in charge of quality control. Whenever he gets in hurry he gets sloppy. What he’s gonna do without me around to supervise I don’t know? He put a pic of me looking a little bit serious on the sauna deck the other day saying how much he loved me. Real sweet of him but he gets all choked up sometimes. We’ve had a lot of adventures, me and my man. Too many to count. He rescued me when I was just a whittle pup and I rescued him from himself. We’ve hiked all the canyons together, all of ’em. But now I just wanna sleep. Dream big about the great adventures we had, all the wonderful people and all the delicious treats they gave me.
Oh, before I forget man made a new batch of hats that he has just layin’ around. He only wears one at a time so why he needs like fifty I don’t know. They are all cool colors. Kinda earthy lookin’. Here’s a sample below:
Oh yeah, they are 32 clams + 5 smackers for mailing. You can send an old fashioned check or Venmo man. I don’t much about that stuff but I guess it pays for the kibble. I’m still around for a little bit so if you need some advice on human traing or just some words of wisdom please feel free to reach out and give a howl. Love from Desert dawg.